So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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