So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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