Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Randomize
