evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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