So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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