Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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