We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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