you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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we're making bets on your personal life
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Just high enough for therapy.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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