Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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