How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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