I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
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"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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