why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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