i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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