is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
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We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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