hell yes lets make some ravioli
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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