Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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