? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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