get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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