Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I will be naked everywhere
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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