that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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