I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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