Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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