Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
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aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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