Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I touched a dick in church today
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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