How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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