You're earring is so big in my mouth
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
How does one acquire holy water?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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