In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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