Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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