My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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