yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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