I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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