it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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