this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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