I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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