ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
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I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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