I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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