It's like a parade of train wrecks.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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