Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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