you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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