do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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