whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
There r osticjed everywhere
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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