I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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