school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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