She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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