Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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