I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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