Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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