I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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