at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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