Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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