i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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