My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
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We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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