Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case