she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i think i have two assholes
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"