brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
pray to the hookup gods
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?