So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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