I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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