Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Randomize
