I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
